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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 02:12

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Minds and Behinds

What have I done wrong? How can I start over?

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

I gave him everything. He said he loved me. Why?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Thumbs down again.

They put up a sign reading

What are some other ways to say "you're welcome" in French besides "de rien"?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Loons and Moons

How can a native English speaker say "it was nice talking to you" in French without using that exact phrase?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Just Forget it!

No, not a chance

Is it possible for the AfD to ever win the chancellorship in Germany?

Then came..

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What's your review of the movie Poor Things?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So, the docs changed it to read

How will Israelis respond to someone claiming that anti-Zionism is not anti-Semitism, in the same way as anti-feminism not being misogyny and opposing same-sex marriage not being homophobia?

Still no good

Nuts and Butts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Are there really people who still believe the Earth is flat?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Freaks and Cheeks

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why are people nowadays so into anal sex?

Still no good.

No way

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Does any other guys get turned on by dick pic makes you lick lips because you what to suck?

No go.

Unacceptable again!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What was your best experience of having your navel touched?

So they tried

Another attempt resulted in ...

Next, they tried...

How does it feel to be in a marriage without any love?